Showing posts with label Boys n Girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boys n Girls. Show all posts

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Before & After Marriage :)

Before Marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....


Simply read the above from bottom to top..

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Girl's Diary v/s Boy's Diary


HER DIARY

Day night, I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say,

"I love u, too."When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.

He seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY

Today India lost the cricket match against Pakistan .

GODDAMN IT.



NOW that's called Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Boys & Girls

Six Answers given by different girls when get proposed...

1) No..
2) I need some time..
3) I have always seen you as a friend..
4) Already have a boyfriend..
5) We should concentrate on studies..
6) U don’t even know me properly! It’s just an infatuation...!!

Six Answers given by different boys when get proposed...

1) Yes..
2) Yes..
3) Yes..
4) Yes..
5) Yes..
6) Yes..!!