Visits

When Chinese President visited USA


and when USA President visited China

Facts :)

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic?
Stress is when Wife is pregnant,
Tension is when Girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when Both are pregnant.


Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in Paradise because they would have Ignored the Apple and eaten the Snake

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother
Ravi:I want 2 help Deepa


Liar:
A man was dying because of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u'r dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch u’r mom"


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
· Too Many Questions
· Difficult to Understand
· More Explanation is Needed
· Result is always FAIL!


Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage

And that 1 Marriage has 7777777777777 Problems….. So, Beware of Glance(s)!

INDIA - Still Developing Country!

Ant & Grasshopper

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter,the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Modern Version
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.

CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.


Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley .

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...

As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, India is still a developing country!!


It's a joke spread around in Internet. The author did not take responsibility in any manner to the persons mentioned & parties indicated. Take it as a joke, but I feel have some good message to pass over, so I added :)

Resmi Gopakumar's Picture Collection

Boys & Girls

Six Answers given by different girls when get proposed...

1) No..
2) I need some time..
3) I have always seen you as a friend..
4) Already have a boyfriend..
5) We should concentrate on studies..
6) U don’t even know me properly! It’s just an infatuation...!!

Six Answers given by different boys when get proposed...

1) Yes..
2) Yes..
3) Yes..
4) Yes..
5) Yes..
6) Yes..!!

ഒരു പാ‍ചകകുറിപ്പ്

ആര്‍ക്കും വളരെ എളുപ്പത്തില്‍ പാകം ചെയ്യാവുന്ന ഒരു പാ‍ചകകുറിപ്പ്

അഹങ്കാരം നുറുക്കിയത്- 2 കി.ഗ്രാം
പൊങ്ങച്ചം പുറന്തോട് മാറ്റിയത്- 500 ഗ്രാം
കുശുമ്പ് ചെറുതായി അരിഞ്ഞത്- 100 ഗ്രാം
ചമ്മല്‍ വറുത്തരച്ചത്- ആവശ്യത്തിന്
വിമ്മിഷ്ടം നന്നായി പൊടിച്ചത്- 50 ഗ്രാം
അസൂയ പൊരിച്ചെടുത്തത്- 1 കി.ഗ്രാം
ധാര്‍ഷ്ട്യം തൊണ്ടോടു കൂടിയത്- 10 എണ്ണം
നാണമില്ലായ്മ -10 ഗ്രാം, തലക്കനം, തലയോട് കൂടിയത്- 3 എണ്ണം
പിരിമുറുക്കം, മുറുക്കം കളയാതെ സംസ്ക്കരിച്ചത്- 100 ഗ്രാം
കൊലച്ചതി, വട്ടത്തില്‍ അരിഞ്ഞത്- 12 എണ്ണം
മുരള്‍ച്ച, ചവിട്ടിത്തേച്ചത്- 1 കി.ഗ്രാം, തെറിവിളി, ഉണക്കി വരട്ടിയത്- 1 കി.ഗ്രാം
നെടുവീര്‍പ്പ്, ആവിയില്‍ വേവിച്ചത്- 50 ഗ്രാം
ദീര്‍ഘനിശ്വാസം, നിശ്വാസം കളഞ്ഞത്- 10 ഏണ്ണം
മുറവിളി, വിളിയോടു കൂടിയത്- ഒരു വായില്‍ കൊള്ളുന്നത്
വൈരാഗ്യം, രാഗി മിനുക്കിയത്- ഒരു ടീസ്പൂണ്‍
കാലുവാരല്‍, കാലുനീക്കി ഉലര്‍ത്തിയത്- ആവശ്യത്തിലധികം
പുച്ഛം, തൊലി കളഞ്ഞത്- ഒരു ടേബില്‍ സ്പൂണ്‍

English to German in Easy steps

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do!

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down .

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

11. Never run out of love.

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing, even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor.

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason.

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

Easy ........................... Difficult

Easy is to get a place in someone's address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...

Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...

Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...

Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult is to give it real value...

Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...

Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...

Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself...

Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...

Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so as not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...

Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy is to read this
Difficult is to follow it

Easy is to keep a friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.

Military in China!

Beautiful China! :) & Military :: India should also have Military such like this & Military Service should be mandatory to every citizen. That will bring discipline among youth and also ready for action!

Resmi Gopakumar's collection!

Fill in the Blanks

Chummaaa neram kittumpol.....
poorippichu kalikkuka


Q1. Ee forest nirachum ___________ .
a) Poovanallo b) Marangalanallo c) Kaadanallo

Q2. Da da da Mandan ____________ nee enne kooduthal Mandan aakkam ennu
vicharikkenda
a) Konappi b) Kunjappi c) Mara manda



Q4. "Aa Raathri" - kku enthu patti?
a) Olichu poyi b) Maanjupoyi c) Chathanju poyi

Q5. __________ aliyaa...
a)Machambi b) Thambi c) Chattambi

Q6. I am Jackie , _______Alias Jackie
a) Shekar b) Sarkar c) Sagar

Q7. Ennennum _________ ettante...
a) Kannu b) Mookku c) Pallu

Q8. Innenikku _____ kuthan, sandhyayil chaalicha sindhooram.Enthu
kuthan?
a) Kathi b) Mottusoochi c) Pottu

Q9. Just _________ that
a) December b) Remember c) Forget

Q10. Athu manassilavan sense undavanam sensibility undavanam _____
undavanam
a) Creativity b) Atrocity c) Sensitivity

Q11. Mohan Thomasinte uchishtavum ___ um Kootikuzhachu
a) Uchakanji b) Amedhyam c) Bhrushtam

Q12. Maanasa ________ varoo...
a) Kaakke b) Pooche c) Myne

He n She

The problems with "HE" as thought by "SHE"





If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.


If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.


If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.


If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)


If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON'T LOVE him;
If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.


If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.


If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.


If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.


If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

Titanic Orkut

Every time in my orkutI see you. I scrap you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the Scrap Book
And testimonials between us
You have come to show yourself “ single”.
Near, far, wherever you areI believe that
the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
Testimonials can touch us one time
And last for sometime
And never let go till we're friends
Love was when I saw your friends list
One true time I hold to
In my life I’ll surely view her/his profile
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
There is some amazing profile that will not
go awayYou're here, there's so much to fear,
And I know that my friend will know
I checked her/him out
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my friends list
And my friends list will go ..

Titanic Orkut!

C Program

* Program to Propose a girl*/
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf("I Love U");

scanf("100%",&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);



else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
}
}
after this think ur self!!!!!!!!

Co-incidence?

INCREDIBLE THINGS HAPPEN IN AMERICA..

1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...


2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below


3) Fold the other end, exactly as before


4) Now, simply turn it over...



What a coincidience! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!

COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough ... here is what you've seen...


Firstly The Pentagon on fire...


Then The Twin Towers...


... And now ... look at this!


TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

You can Do it!

Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst

But the Cactus Did it.




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Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation

But the Lion Did it.





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Not Every Flower Can Represent Love


But Roses Did it.






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Not Every Monkey Can Read this


But You Did it !!!!! Congrats!!

My Life!

if I were a painter......





you would be my painting,









if i were an author.....








! you would be my story,






if i were a poet.....






you would be my poem,












UNFORTUNATELY







I ' m a Programmer...





and you are my BUG

About

A family dated back from 250 years. Hindu Ezhava family having the right for a vast land for centuries. Having its own army to keep peace, harmony & take care its own security.

Having more than 15 cows & equal buffallows & bullocks, land & properties, man power. All which make one family stronger on that days.

I am Sivakumar, one of the family members of the Muthootikara family.