Six Answers given by different girls when get proposed...
1) No..
2) I need some time..
3) I have always seen you as a friend..
4) Already have a boyfriend..
5) We should concentrate on studies..
6) U don’t even know me properly! It’s just an infatuation...!!
Six Answers given by different boys when get proposed...
1) Yes..
2) Yes..
3) Yes..
4) Yes..
5) Yes..
6) Yes..!!
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
ഒരു പാചകകുറിപ്പ്
ആര്ക്കും വളരെ എളുപ്പത്തില് പാകം ചെയ്യാവുന്ന ഒരു പാചകകുറിപ്പ്
അഹങ്കാരം നുറുക്കിയത്- 2 കി.ഗ്രാം
പൊങ്ങച്ചം പുറന്തോട് മാറ്റിയത്- 500 ഗ്രാം
കുശുമ്പ് ചെറുതായി അരിഞ്ഞത്- 100 ഗ്രാം
ചമ്മല് വറുത്തരച്ചത്- ആവശ്യത്തിന്
വിമ്മിഷ്ടം നന്നായി പൊടിച്ചത്- 50 ഗ്രാം
അസൂയ പൊരിച്ചെടുത്തത്- 1 കി.ഗ്രാം
ധാര്ഷ്ട്യം തൊണ്ടോടു കൂടിയത്- 10 എണ്ണം
നാണമില്ലായ്മ -10 ഗ്രാം, തലക്കനം, തലയോട് കൂടിയത്- 3 എണ്ണം
പിരിമുറുക്കം, മുറുക്കം കളയാതെ സംസ്ക്കരിച്ചത്- 100 ഗ്രാം
കൊലച്ചതി, വട്ടത്തില് അരിഞ്ഞത്- 12 എണ്ണം
മുരള്ച്ച, ചവിട്ടിത്തേച്ചത്- 1 കി.ഗ്രാം, തെറിവിളി, ഉണക്കി വരട്ടിയത്- 1 കി.ഗ്രാം
നെടുവീര്പ്പ്, ആവിയില് വേവിച്ചത്- 50 ഗ്രാം
ദീര്ഘനിശ്വാസം, നിശ്വാസം കളഞ്ഞത്- 10 ഏണ്ണം
മുറവിളി, വിളിയോടു കൂടിയത്- ഒരു വായില് കൊള്ളുന്നത്
വൈരാഗ്യം, രാഗി മിനുക്കിയത്- ഒരു ടീസ്പൂണ്
കാലുവാരല്, കാലുനീക്കി ഉലര്ത്തിയത്- ആവശ്യത്തിലധികം
പുച്ഛം, തൊലി കളഞ്ഞത്- ഒരു ടേബില് സ്പൂണ്
അഹങ്കാരം നുറുക്കിയത്- 2 കി.ഗ്രാം
പൊങ്ങച്ചം പുറന്തോട് മാറ്റിയത്- 500 ഗ്രാം
കുശുമ്പ് ചെറുതായി അരിഞ്ഞത്- 100 ഗ്രാം
ചമ്മല് വറുത്തരച്ചത്- ആവശ്യത്തിന്
വിമ്മിഷ്ടം നന്നായി പൊടിച്ചത്- 50 ഗ്രാം
അസൂയ പൊരിച്ചെടുത്തത്- 1 കി.ഗ്രാം
ധാര്ഷ്ട്യം തൊണ്ടോടു കൂടിയത്- 10 എണ്ണം
നാണമില്ലായ്മ -10 ഗ്രാം, തലക്കനം, തലയോട് കൂടിയത്- 3 എണ്ണം
പിരിമുറുക്കം, മുറുക്കം കളയാതെ സംസ്ക്കരിച്ചത്- 100 ഗ്രാം
കൊലച്ചതി, വട്ടത്തില് അരിഞ്ഞത്- 12 എണ്ണം
മുരള്ച്ച, ചവിട്ടിത്തേച്ചത്- 1 കി.ഗ്രാം, തെറിവിളി, ഉണക്കി വരട്ടിയത്- 1 കി.ഗ്രാം
നെടുവീര്പ്പ്, ആവിയില് വേവിച്ചത്- 50 ഗ്രാം
ദീര്ഘനിശ്വാസം, നിശ്വാസം കളഞ്ഞത്- 10 ഏണ്ണം
മുറവിളി, വിളിയോടു കൂടിയത്- ഒരു വായില് കൊള്ളുന്നത്
വൈരാഗ്യം, രാഗി മിനുക്കിയത്- ഒരു ടീസ്പൂണ്
കാലുവാരല്, കാലുനീക്കി ഉലര്ത്തിയത്- ആവശ്യത്തിലധികം
പുച്ഛം, തൊലി കളഞ്ഞത്- ഒരു ടേബില് സ്പൂണ്
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
English to German in Easy steps
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do!
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down .
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair .
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair .
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
Easy ........................... Difficult
Easy is to get a place in someone's address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...
Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...
Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...
Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...
Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...
Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...
Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult is to give it real value...
Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...
Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...
Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself...
Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...
Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so as not to lose it.
Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...
Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...
Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give
Easy is to read this
Difficult is to follow it
Easy is to keep a friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...
Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...
Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...
Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...
Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...
Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...
Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult is to give it real value...
Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...
Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...
Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself...
Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...
Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so as not to lose it.
Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...
Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...
Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give
Easy is to read this
Difficult is to follow it
Easy is to keep a friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.
Military in China!
Friday, June 22, 2007
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